Mr Chimper was a tiny, hairy man. Not a man actually. He was a gorilla. A genius by gorilla standards.

The gorilla wore an unconvincing disguise; shades that covered his tiny face, and a coat that covered his body, legs included. So he passed as a miniature chimp in kindergarten. But he was not in kindergarten unless kindergarteners could steal the Crown Jewels of England, amazingly bankrupt a billionaire and steal a wallet without touching it. He was anything but a kindergartener. He was a criminal. A very dangerous one. And now he is up to his most infamous scheme yet.

It was a dark night. Nobody paid attention to the tiny figure creeping past them. Chimper smiled while going through his plans for the tenth time. Plans that would help him become the President of the United States of America. Once he had the limitless power of the president, he would make all monkeys VICs (Very Important Chimps).

So his plans were simple but effective. He took a banana and ate it. Then he ate another. Then he ate two more. Immediately they stuck firmly onto his hands and feet. Chimper grinned admiring these gadgets he had pinched during his visit to MI6 (Monkey Intelligence 6). The inner part of the peel had suction holes so he could climb with ease.

He stole a car and parked it across the gigantic mansion that humans called the 'White House'. A security guard who stood with a machine gun, stood forward to stop him. Chimper knocked out the guard and climbed right up into the president's window. The tiny chimp grabbed the window with his bananas.

Then he sucked his thumb and the spit dried on his thumb harder than any diamond. The bullet proof glass cut through like paper. Now there was nothing that stood between the snoring president and the insane monkey.

Chimper took out a vial of liquid and poured a drop into the president's mouth, wide open and snoring. Tomorrow the presidant would make an important speech.

And what would they see?

Would they see a leader worthy to rule America? Or would they see a fat, hairy gorilla?

by Karrthik